@Donna_McCoy: I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects.
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@BillPelicanBros: Cop: You were speeding so I'm going to be giving you a ticket Me: Ooh, could I win something Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike
@Ygrene: What if life is just a big test to see how well we all treat birds? “I just happen to love birds!” I yell out the window unconvincingly
@HatfieldAnne: Yes, my teeth are dazzling, but, please, treat me no differently than you would the next demigod.