@Donna_McCoy: I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects.
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@TheDairylandDon: To avoid small talk with neighbors I've taken to checking the mail in the middle of the night like some kinda raccoon with bills.
@Parentpains: If six years of marriage has taught me anything its that couches are surprisingly comfortable to sleep on.