@CulturedRuffian: I've never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to close.
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@amydillon: My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, "it goes by so fast."
@TheToddWilliams: I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well.
@internetluke: [at dinner party] Me: Excuse me, a bit of an announcement.. Jenny and I are expecting a kid. She is 4 months pregnant. Vegan: I'm vegan