@mandystick71: I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth
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@justabloodygame: *scrawls note on deserted isle* TRAPPED ON ISLAND! HELP ME! *sends off in bottle* *it returns, months later, with reply* NEW BOTTLE WHO DIS?
@sofarrsogud: *maintains eye contact while checking 'Dating Librarians For Dummies' out from the library.
@_Enanem_: I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
@Dawn_M_: I thought this waitress was in love with me but then right in front of my eyes she started to bring other people food.