@mandystick71: I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth
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@kumailn: The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web.
@TheToddWilliams: [boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? "No, sir" I like your style, Murray.
@notacroc: Sensei: always expect the unexpected *pulls out picnic blanket* Me: *instantly pulls out picnic basket* Sensei: *hands me ninja diploma*