@mandystick71: I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth
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@NonCombosMentos: *calls hotel front desk* "Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?" No sir, you will be billed for any- "Someone robbed my mini bar"
@BradBroaddus: My wife and I found each other on a dating website.........3 years after we got married. That was awkward.
@SoVeryBritish: Leaving restaurant: "That was lovely" Outside: "Well, it was okay" In car: "I mean, it wasn't great" Back home: "We won't go there again"