@dumbbeezie: I’ve never texted someone to let them know I made it home safe. Shoulda come with me if you wanted details
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@LifeUnPinterest: Make it RAAAAIN!! ICE CREAM GUY: Ma'am, everyone gets the same amount of rainbow sprinkles.
@CruisinSoozan: When you’re eating chips and dip there’s always the search for the “strong” chip to head into the dip to save the broken, weaker chips dying in the dip.
@bea_ker: Donald Trump's campaign is basically that thing where you say the wrong answer in Pictionary then just keep saying it louder and louder