@zachreinert03: I've never understood the whole 'burying people for fun at the beach'. The cops will just find the bodies when the tide comes
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@XplodingUnicorn: [out in public] Me: A kid is crying. Wife: It's not one of ours. [we fist bump]
@HumanPog: sometimes if i'm having trouble falling asleep i just pretend i'm watching lord of the rings
@MandiAtRandom: "Never go to bed angry" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting
@frankpallotta: A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property. It's 1994.