@butterwolf: I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song