@thegrugq: I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567
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@snack_lord: Spider Can, Spider Can, bunch of spiders in a can. Shake it up, spiders mad, open it, they bite your hand. Look out! I have a spider can
@flashember: [Worm sitting alone] WAITER: Dinner for 1? Dumb question W: But- *worm cuts self in half* *waiter shrieks* 2nd WORM: I'll have the prime rib
@kumailn: "You calling them Nazis is what turned them into Nazis." I've been calling my cat a "gorgeous little muffin" for years so now I'm terrified.