@thegrugq: I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567
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@weismanjake: Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread
@slimmy_shady: If anyone wants a tiger let me know. I bought one but he's being a d-bag and won't wear the matching sunglasses I bought us.
@causticbob: Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth.I woke up half an hour later and my whole house was on the internet