@BuckyIsotope: I've only been eating 6 spiders instead of 8 every year so I'll have plenty for retirement.
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@enigmaterics: I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful. In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside.
@OneFunnyMummy: The fastest way to get your kids to shut up is to ask them a question you want answered.
@koalaslament: put ur hair in a man-bun. now put ur beard in a man-bun too. congratulations ur now a hamburger. be free, hamburger man.