@BuckyIsotope: I've only been eating 6 spiders instead of 8 every year so I'll have plenty for retirement.
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@Sheila_Mac420: Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously.
@GrantTanaka: I keep a knife in my Bible so if someone wants to kill me, I ask to read it & when I get to the 6th Commandment, I stab them in the face.
@samalmightysam: Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.