@C_J_Commode: I've reached the point of laziness where even laying around has become too much for me to handle.
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@ch000ch: need to find a better way to trick my dog into taking his medication bc the last 2 times he tricked me into taking it
@Dutch_50: Headline: "Russian Jet Shot Down by Turkey" My 1st thought was, "Holy shit the bird has gone Rambo." I must have Thanksgiving on my mind.
@KevinFarzad: MATH Q: 5 friends wanna split a $50 dinner. But Josh wants a separate check bc his thing was $2 less. Really, Josh? This is y nobody likes u