@gorrdano: I've replaced my friends insulin with heroin. This is the most expensive prank I've ever done but it's ok, I'll rob him when he's dead.
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@ch000ch: got bored and went to Home Depot wearing an orange apron to see how good i am at making up answers to peoples home repair questions
@yerpalmildsauce: I may not be the coolest guy in town but I am the coolest guy in my apar-- *cockroach wearing tiny leather jacket scuttles by*