@gorrdano: I've replaced my friends insulin with heroin. This is the most expensive prank I've ever done but it's ok, I'll rob him when he's dead.
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@Lisa_Laughs_: If you're wearing Superman undies, but she's a Batman kinda girl, you might as well put your clothes back on.
@ProdigyNelson: [date] Her: "Well, the horoscopes pretty much govern my life, I'm a sagittarius, what are you?" Me: *halfway out the door* "Educated."
@jwoodham: "How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?" Doesn't follow instructions very well.
@Deurb1: She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing.