@mattZillaaaa: I've seen such a change in myself this past year. I've really grown a lot. I need bigger pants
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@ElleOhHell: A great way to make people nervous is to tell them where the bathroom is without their asking.
@Im_Tricia: Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother." Me: "No I want it."
@sagarcasm: After Samsung phones, now Samsung washing machines are exploding. Samsung is now the third biggest nuclear power after US and Russia.