@Lerky: I've slept with enough babysitters to know how to raise a kid thanks mom
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@DebraMuffin: No thanks, cosmetics lady. I'm years past 'bare & natural'. Save us both some time & show me the stuff you'd need to prep & refinish a wall.
@Midgetspar: I'll grow my beard out just so I can knock on a strangers door & whisper, "I'm here to pick your kid up for prom. Either one. I don't care."
@VerifiedDrunk: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day you told me you're gay....