@Lerky: I've slept with enough babysitters to know how to raise a kid thanks mom
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@__candypants: Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.
@nPhelendriqal: This looks like a job for.. *I rip open my jacket* Jacket Repair Man! *I sew my jacket back together*
@SatansTongue: *slips a 20* How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?" Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*