@Lerky: I've slept with enough babysitters to know how to raise a kid thanks mom
@CantWaitToNap: When a cop tells you to "spread 'em" he is not flirting. I know this now.
@Tuna_Lover: I've gotta go. This bottle of vodka isn't gonna get arrested all by itself.
@EFFFFFFYOU: Report - Sharks have difficulty finding work 51 weeks every year.
@murrman5: "Behold, a 3 headed cat" "um, its just 3 cats taped together" "Behold, a 12 legg...*tape rips, one cat runs away*..errr 8 legged cat."