@pizzajaynow: I've spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law's killer, but no one is willing to do it.
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@ericsshadow: In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over.
@IamEnidColeslaw: I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze