@pizzajaynow: I've spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law's killer, but no one is willing to do it.
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@10InchesPlus: You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!
@AndyAsAdjective: When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps.
@J0hnnyBlaze: Me: "Excuse me, hi" Her: "Um, I have a boyfriend" Me: "Good for you. I was trying to say your herpes cream fell out of your purse"