@GrrrRach: I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets.
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@VodkaThursday: Once Prince dies there will be some freaky shit that comes out like he ate only butterflies or bathed in babies or something. Mark.My.Words.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Friend: Wanna go out with me for a beer? Me: I'll go out with you *finger guns* for free
@tchrquotes: Me: I ate all the chips. Wife: What!? For the boys' lunches!? Well, at least we still have cheeze its. Me: You're not going to believe this