@GrrrRach: I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets.
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@afloodofblood: Sometimes I spend so much time on Twitter in the bathroom that I actually pee twice.
@shegotagronk: I'm reenacting the War of 1812 with 47 gummy bears so I think the Ambien has finally kicked in. Casualties have been immense... & delicious