@FeelingMervis: I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
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@VodkaThursday: There's a lot of mountains high enough to keep me away from you. You see that Everest mountain? Ain't no way I'm climbing that for you.
@sixthformpoet: People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him.
@Jacob_Swift16: Stephen Hawking calculates the properties of the universe from a wheelchair and I'm googling how to get paid without leaving my house