@FeelingMervis: I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
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@jonnysun: ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u
@caribdonna: My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right.
@joe_binkley: My childhood has prepared me for a lot more bear-related pic-a-nic-basket thefts than I'm currently experiencing.