@1followernodad: I've started replacing "yes" with "sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."
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@LeBearGirdle: *speed dating* I'm a competitive eater! Date: Are you any good? [grabbing my suitcase, dumping 45 hotdogs on table] funny you should ask
@justabloodygame: Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.
@Oshungurl: It's confusing for me too, but I don't need your money so you're going to have to be a nice guy if this is going to work out.