@Brianhopecomedy: I've tried everywhere so I can confirm that there is no snooze button on a baby.
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@DaddyJew: Your son has been suspended "for what?" He hit a kid who was picking on another child "so what, yall ran out of ice cream to give him?"
@Robert_Beau: CW: The boss said she wanted to see you. Me: That's flattering, but I don't date people from work.
@SignsofNature: I do not delete bad tweets that get no stars... I let them sit there and think about what they've done...