@SortaBad: I've upped my game so now instead of buying women at the bar drinks I buy them a pony
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@13spencer: At this point, I think the people on "The Walking Dead" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them.
@JournalismJunk: The closest I've come to a threesome is watching my wife and the nurse roll their eyes at the same time while I'm getting weighed.
@OutOfLeftField_: Women's voices naturally get higher as they get excited so if you're in bed and she still sounds like Morgan Freeman, try harder.