@MeetingBoy: I've wasted the best years of my life waiting for people to join conference calls.
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@girl_a_whirl: You know you're a mover & a shaker when HR rewrites the dress code for you. Whatever Anita, those tear-away pants looked fabulous on me.
@iSamJack: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.
@Beardson: These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see.