@TheBoydP: I’ve watched Dancing With The Stars with my wife all season and she just asked who I think should win. Quick! Someone tell me who’s on it!
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@ShoutingGoddess: You hurt the feelings of a person who was once the crush of a person who was once a friend of mine so you're a BAD person. ~ internet logic
@Laser_Cat: God: Build me an ark. Noah: A what? God *pinching his nose*: A big boat. Noah *looking around the desert*: A what?
@Beatonm5: Next time someone asks you how you slept, close your eyes & say “like this” & just stay that way for like 8 hours!!!
@inmybox07: My son won a plastic horn at the fair so now our house is filled with obnoxious noise because my husband won't put it down