@Stella1070: I've wrecked my car yet I still weigh the same. This crash diet is for the birds.
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@HorryPuttor: "Your password is weak" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you
@Swishergirl24: The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014.
@OtherDanOBrien: Friend (seeing my bookcases): Wow, have you read all of these books? Me: Have you? Friend: No. Me: Then yes. Yes I have.
@shopkins776: Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips. Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car