@OkieGirl405: I've yet to find the village where people help you raise your kids
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@danimgrace: Take your husband’s last name. Take his first name. Take his social. Assume his identity. Hide the body in a closet. You’re the husband now.
@Piecezilla: Welcome To Earth. You're not supposed to rub your eyes when they itch even though nothing feels better than rubbing your eyes when they itch
@MarfSalvador: Everybody always goes on about how Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back but they never mention how long his arms were