@UNTRESOR: J.R.R. Tolkien's full name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.
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@The_Just_Factor: Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door.
@KeepsItRustic: Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time.
@briangaar: [checks facebook] I don't remember everyone I went to high school with loving the national anthem this much
@Rollmaninoz: BREAKING NEWS: Man gets out of offending people by saying "present company excluded of course" after highly offensive statement