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@joejwest: [jail]
ME: I want my phone call
COP: Ok. Make it count
ME: [dials payphone]
[cop's mobile rings]
COP: Hello?
ME: Please let me go

[jail]
ME: I want my phone call
COP: Ok. Make it count
ME: [dials payphone]
[cop’s mobile rings]
COP: Hello?
ME: Please let me go

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