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@ClichedOut: James Blunt: you're beautiful
James Blunter: I've seen better
@PaulyPeligroso: I never get invited to search parties.
@DomBorrett: Me: 'I love you so much, I'll see you later beautiful'
Girlfriend: 'I love you too'
Me: *Looks up from patting dog*
'Yeah see you later'
@Tmoney68: Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994.
@Mr_Kapowski: Apparently people running at the airport are trying to catch a flight & TSA does not need me to intervene and stop an international criminal
@RorynotRoy: I respect how the Hamburglar was like, "Hey, I know I'm at rock bottom here, but I'm going to be professional about it and wear a tie."