@NurseSeymour: Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human.
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@thereverendcink: I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now
@Smooheed: Showing that you can fit your fist in your mouth on the first date is only sexy if you can get it back out afterwards
@NYC_Blonde: Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount.
@ipalatsky: ok children, just to recap today's lesson, let's now repeat all the words you are not supposed to say.