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@dawneywawney: Jamiroquai, because Jamirodepwessed.
@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: You have acute appendicitis.
Me: And you have a cute face. Drinks?
@topaz_kell: Level of drunkenness: fed the ATM pizza.
@jake_lach: She said she hates my analogies and wishes I would communicate like a normal person, but that's like telling a samurai not to use his sword
@lloydrang: Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather.
I am wearing a house.
@internetluke: A modern recasting of Moses floating down a river in a wicker basket but it's a soccer mom forgetting her baby on the roof of her van.