@causticbob: japanese corn
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@ShutUpThatsWho: [Microsoft Outlook developer meeting] "we need to tell users when their inbox is full" how do we do that? "we send them another email" nice
@AddledPixie: "Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: [taking communion at church] I'm a recovering alcoholic do you have any actual blood?