@KimmyMonte: Jaws (1975): A shark gets annoyed because a bunch of people break into the ocean
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@TheAlexNevil: According to the latest statistics, most accidents with toasters and bathtubs happen at home.
@professor_eks: If you like to spoon, you'll love to spatula. That's where I flip you over to make certain you're done properly on both sides.
@TheCatWhisprer: *wife grabs my wrist as I go overboard* Her: You're... slipping... Me: Pretend I'm the covers. *she easily pulls me to safety with one arm*
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I think it's fun how Hollywood gets to make as many Superman movies as they want until they get it right.