@KimmyMonte: Jaws (1975): A shark gets annoyed because a bunch of people break into the ocean
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@Pro_Jones_: (NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees.
@krisv_723: Sometimes when I'm driving I'm overcome with an urge to run into an overpass pillar. Anyway, I'm Kris & I'll be your Uber driver.
@lawyerthoughts: *throws phone over courthouse metal detector. catches phone on the other side. resumes conversation*