@russbengtson: The fact that Gunplay pulled a gun on his accountant doesn't shock me nearly as much as the fact that Gunplay has an accountant.
@KoKeniSasquatch: What idiot called it a transplant and not re-organ-izing?
@thepunningman: Remember, you are statistically more likely to be killed by a donkey than a plane crash.
[Donkey Pilot turns and does throat slit gesture]
@hazelmotes1: I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.
@iFluff8: Men ask us if we're naked when we tell them we're taking a bath. THAT'S why they pay more for their car insurance.
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