@NotthatAdamWest: Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices.
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@singwithTaffy: I shall plucketh thine eyes from ye skull and make kebobs but with bendy straws instead of skewers cuz those are dangerous
@DavidKlein5: People say I have a dry sense of humor. So when you hate everyone the word to describe that is dry now I guess.
@wolfmannjr: Parents yelling "I'm not going to ask you again" at their kids, will definitely be asking them again
@onume_: Son: Dad I'm in love with a girl just like mum. Father: So what do you want from me? Sympathy?