@TheBoydP: Four Worst Feelings Ever: 4. Losing your job 3. Romantic break up 2. Death of a loved one 1. Needing to pee when you're stuck in traffic

@tropicalenvy: I'm more hampster than gangster according to autocorrect

@Terfleaza: Told a priest, "Bless you" after he sneezed and he said, "Stay in your lane."

@fro_vo: ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery

@fillthevacuum: *flashes smile* *smile calls police*