@DarthSteveus: Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
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@bridger_w: If approached by a bear, you can play dead, or you can acknowledge the bear, say hello, and see what it needs. Have some decency
@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.
@super_morgasm: Facebook is great! It reminds me to go to the gym and take my birth control so I don't end up like everyone I went to high school with.