@E_lok44: Jenga, but it's just me, pulling salad out of my sandwich.
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@squirrel74wkgn: My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights.
@SteelFontana: I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well.
@NourHadidi: Overheard at work: "that is music to my ears". Where else would the music go smartypants?
@LostCatDog: I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances.