@Benoo_Brown: Jenny isn't messing around
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@eedrk: you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor
@trevso_electric: That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you.
@InsouciantMan: Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?