@lazerdoov: Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that didn't let it's daughter go to prom
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@Robert_Beau: I just released a new fragrance, and the people on this elevator are not happy about it.
@AimeeHelene1: Ma'am...we're going to have to ask you to get off of the table. Ma'am... (me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)