@lazerdoov: Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that didn't let it's daughter go to prom
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@luckyshirt: I don't eat animals because I object to how poorly they are treated and raised. Which is why I eat well-loved children.
@LoneWolfStories: Her: Let's go shopping. Me: In your dreams. Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi. Me: Why are we still here?
@sfreeze6: [2015 Bird Awards] AND THE AWARD FOR GROSSEST NAME GOES TO...HORNED GUAN (Lizard Buzzard quietly puts acceptance speech back in pocket)