@lazerdoov: Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that didn't let it's daughter go to prom
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@Brampersandon_: My dad could kick ur dads ass! Um have u seen my dad Hes a big guy huh? No really have u seen him? He left when I was 9 & never came back
@robfee: Fox News: Trump looks strong! CNN: Hillary should get the win! MSNBC: If you put a buncha hot dogs in a hamburger bun, is that a sandwich???
@actualAidenn: my parents: how come you never socialize with the family? me: *sits with family* me: *gets insulted by entire family*