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@ArfMeasures: JESUS: And lo, I have fed 5000 of you with 5 fishes and 2 loaves
"AMAZING!"
"A MIRACLE!"
ME: *slowly raises hand* So do we get dessert or

JESUS: And lo, I have fed 5000 of you with 5 fishes and 2 loaves
“AMAZING!”
“A MIRACLE!”
ME: *slowly raises hand* So do we get dessert or

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