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@KimmyMonte: [Jesus' dating profile]
I love wine that's made from water, taking long walks on the ocean and going to supper w my friends.

[Jesus’ dating profile] 
I love wine that’s made from water, taking long walks on the ocean and going to supper w my friends.

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