@RidiculousSheri: Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny.
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@BlotterMonkey: Having kids is like being at a press conference: "No, you can't put the dog in the washer - next question." "No, you can't really fly -next"
@AnOrangeSNES: Photosynthesis is the process used by plants to convert a picture into a thousand words
@samuelhlowe: Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food.
@sameblacklist: If Eve sacrificed the whole human race for an apple, have you ever wondered what she would have done for a cucumber?