@RidiculousSheri: Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny.
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@dorkwing_duck: Fox Mulder, age 6: *looks under pillow* MOM! IT DISAPPEARED! Mom: the Tooth Fairy took it, dear Fox: you mean... the tooth is out there?
@KalvinMacleod: ME: did u know that there's no scientific evidence that flossing helps? DENTIST: this is my daughter's dance recital. Please leave us alone