@RidiculousSheri: Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny.
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@IvoryGazelle: [inventing chalk] We want something that young children can use to play and learn with, but we also need to be able to outline dead bodies.
@derpintine: 'So Timmy, how did you fall into that well?' 'Oh. I never fell in, I was p- *sees Lassie do cut throat motion* -was jumping in.'