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@daemonic3: JESUS: I shall turn water to wine

JUDAS: Actually wine is 85% water so that's only 15% miracle

JESUS: This is literally the WORST betrayal

JESUS: I shall turn water to wine

JUDAS: Actually wine is 85% water so that’s only 15% miracle

JESUS: This is literally the WORST betrayal

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