@DirtMcTurd: Jesus must've had a fortune if he paid for all my sins
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@jimmytorosian: *Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*
@Soo_Scandalouss: I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand..
@JohnLyonTweets: Me: I like how you dyed all the meat green for St. Patrick's Day. Chipotle manager: It's St. Patrick's Day?
@simly01: Enter Password. Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong Reset Password New Password can't be old password. sets computer on fire🔥