@DirtMcTurd: Jesus must've had a fortune if he paid for all my sins
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@polorize: Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me.
@Tommytoughstuff: [Jail] INMATE: I killed a guy. SCOOBY DOO VILLAIN: I got caught trying to haunt an old warehouse by a bunch of teenagers and a talking dog.
@AnkCoupleTO: Husband: *buys her flowers* Wife: No H: *buys her jewellery* W: No H: *starts extreme couponing* W: *gives him all the sex*