@DirtMcTurd: Jesus must've had a fortune if he paid for all my sins
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@PaulFrei: I imagine when you get to heaven they give you a box with all the sodas and snacks that vending machines cheated you out of your whole life.
@Heldinchains: It's crazy how quick women are to cut each other's throats over a guy! I mean I'd understand if it were shoes....but a guy???
@MountainDouche: If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair.