@DirtMcTurd: Jesus must've had a fortune if he paid for all my sins
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@wendchymes: I'm smarter than I look. I was gonna say -more intelligenter- but wasn't sure how to spell it so...
@Weird_Rash: Just got arrested for racing my Segway wearing an adult diaper and a Viking helmet. Still not clear which law I broke.
@nathandeschaine: Jurassic Park (1993): An old man with ungodly amounts of money doesn't have any common sense.