@MCaparco: Jesus??? Nah, Vishnu is my copilot...he's got like 4 arms.
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@BareChesty: Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning
@AdamTheLobster: I always see homeless people walking around with cups of change. I bet they could afford a house if they werent drinking money all the time.
@TheTweetOfGod: Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised.
@WhosTheresa: I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band.