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@LeBearGirdle: Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight
*checks phone*
Jesus: WHO IN DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!"
*judas slyly slips phone back in robe*

Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight
*checks phone*
Jesus: WHO IN DAD’S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!”
*judas slyly slips phone back in robe*

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