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@PaperWash: [Jesus opens his fortune cookie]
SOMEONE WILL BETRAY YOU
"Uh oh"
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 4 2 0 6 9
"Haha nice!"

[Jesus opens his fortune cookie]
SOMEONE WILL BETRAY YOU
“Uh oh”
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 4 2 0 6 9
“Haha nice!”

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