@curlycomedy: Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am.
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@WhatevaConc: Stellar hiring process HR. The new lady broke into song when being introduced to me. I give it 2 days before her first cat-related meltdown.
@BreadFoster: I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album.
@jonnysun: imagime if introverts were as aggresive to extroverts as extroverts r to introverts "why do u hav to socialize" "why dont u stay in" "loser"
@shutupmikeginn: The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides. So maybe this much taffy is OK