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@ObviouslyJustMe: Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."

Peter came fifth and won a toaster.

Jesus said to Peter, “Come forth and I will give you eternal glory.”

Peter came fifth and won a toaster.

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