@AnOrangeSNES: "Jesus take the wheel!" I shout, but Jesus decided to pop out of the sunroof firing a machine gun at our pursuers instead.
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@CurlsOnGirls: Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart.
@lasergirl70: The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers.
@krisv_723: On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul.
@therealeatwood: Did you see saw? I saw Saw. You see Saw II? I saw Saw II too. Going to see Saw IV? I didn’t see Saw III, what am I going to see Saw IV for?