@AnOrangeSNES: "Jesus take the wheel!" I shout, but Jesus decided to pop out of the sunroof firing a machine gun at our pursuers instead.
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@buhsbaby_baby: Remember how they drove in 90's TV sitcoms...the horribly fake steering wheel turning - left right left right? That's how I actually drive.
@TheWoodenslurpy: [approaching a person with a service dog who’s wearing a "Working: Do Not Pet" vest] Me who is different and likely not target audience of sign: Hi, can I pet your dog?