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@jonnysun: JESUS: today im going to walk on water
JUDAS: NO DONT--
[jesus walks onto ocean. entire ocean turns to wine. all ocean life dies instamtly]

JESUS: today im going to walk on water
JUDAS: NO DONT–
[jesus walks onto ocean. entire ocean turns to wine. all ocean life dies instamtly]

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