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@daemonic3: JESUS: [walks on water]

JUDAS: Actually, the body is 60% water so it's only 40% miracle

JESUS: You're killing me, Judas

JUDAS: Actually..

JESUS: [walks on water]

JUDAS: Actually, the body is 60% water so it’s only 40% miracle

JESUS: You’re killing me, Judas

JUDAS: Actually..

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