@TheTweetOfGod: Jesus was the only man to return from the dead and not eat brains.
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@Darlainky: [at lunch with friend] Friend: ... but you didn't hear that from me. Me: [looking up from my phone] Hear what? Friend: Exactly *winks*
@Brewsker: You can literally say "the night is young" at any time of day or night. Nobody is policing this.